Morning forager
someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.
“honey, get up!” a mom shouted. “you have a test today, and it’ll take to long if you become a morning forager!”
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