Morning Jew
the most beautiful sight in the world
i awoke in a tropical paradise and smiled as the first rays of sun beamed through the window and glistened on my morning jew…
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- SPSD
smart phone screen deficiency the repeated occurance of accidentally calling or texting someone because the touch screen of your phone can have a mind of its own. {sender} alex: adsjhfaksjfhkaskkdsfsddddaddsjjjjjdsjjgfds {reciever} brooke: what? 🙁 {sender} alex: sorry, spsd
- spunke
read spoonker nonexistent german-sounding word for sperm or s-m-n derived from the english word “sp-nk”. sascha baron cohen introduced this word to corroborate the austrian (hence german-speaking) roots of his alias brüno. you have my sp-nke all over your face, haha.
- Spunk Target
defining a girl / guy you think is hot in a derogatry manner “hey dude, check that sp-nk target out! i’d love to give her the hot man fat in her -ss!” “hey man, he’s a total sp-nk target, i’d love to ram my hot pipe in his -ss and download in him!”
- Spy Cat
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