morning mist
when a man wakes up in the morning, sometimes, he gets a b-n-r, an erection, a hard on, whatever you want to call it. sometimes, when a girl wakes up in the morning, she is wet, aroused, h-rny.
for men, it’s called “morning wood.”
it is called “morning mist” for girls because of the warm and wet feeling produced down below. kind of like a mist.
dude, i got mich-lle h-rny before she fell asleep last night and she woke up with a morning mist!
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