Albuquerque Handjob
the burning sensation created on one’s p-n-s when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.
q: why are you crying bro?
a: i forgot all about the jalapeno poppers i just ate, went to take a p-ss and gave myself an albuquerque handjob.
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