morning ninja
stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.
(press 7 for f-ll-t–)
its 3 am. ——(insert morning ninja here)—— now its 3:30 am
sneak sneak sneak… ninja surprise!!!…
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