morning oyster


coughing up detritus from the lining of the throat and lungs,usually -ssociated with smoking and drinking the night before,usually in a liquidy-greenish spot,with,erm,…bits 😉
i woke up this morning after that clubbing session,and it felt like i had sandpaper in my throat,and baffles in my lungs. i had a long drink of water for my throat,and a good old hoik over the verandah for a morning oyster

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