Morning Rage


when you have to be at work very early in the morning and all your colleagues are morning people and it p-sses the f-ck out of you.
colleague “good morning robert”

robert: “good morning janice” but due to robert’s morning rage, what robert really means is: good (f-ck) morning (you) janice (you chipper f-cking wh-r-).

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