morning rum
the super buzz you get from drinking coffee after you abstain for a certain period of time.
dude 1: what’s up, bro? you’re all the over place, talkin’ loud, gettin’ sh-t done. what’s your secret?
dude 2: morning rum.
dude 1: what, you’re drinking?
dude 2: naw. i quit having caffeine 2 months ago…now every time i do, i feel super high and happy and like i can run a marathon and sh-t.
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