mortiphylactic
this is a crisis of extreme embar-ssment. from mortify – to make to feel embar-sssed or humiliated an anaphylactic – pertaining to an extreme allergic reaction
“i had one of my mortiphylactics when i had to speak in front of the cl-ss.”
“jeez, what you did to me in front of my friends made me go mortiphylactic.”
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