that moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you’ve missed
-wow, opera house has collapsed. did you see it from the bus?
-not really. i had my morning-scroll and didn’t notice anything besides my facebook and all the posts about this.
- mcdonalds chunkies
(noun) the things when you bite into a mcdonalds chicken nugget and you bite into the chunky pieces of fat and it makes that gross noise/feeling 1. yuck! you like mcdonalds chunkies? supa yuck. 2. person 1: ooh ma, that mcdonalds chunkie all up in my tooth. person 2: d-mn that sucks, man.
- organic welding
the use of male -j-c-l-t- projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut . she experienced some amazing organic welding last night when i blew my load in her eye and she coudln’t open them for 3 hours.
- kings buffet
three or more girls lined up naked, face down, -sses up. my girlfriend and her friends got so drunk that when i came back from a beer run, they had a king’s buffet ready for me in the living room.
- furter neck
when the back of your neck looks like a pack of frankfurters. you got furter neck. you know, when you tilt your head back, your neck looks like a pack of frankfurters.
someone who rejects normie culture by voluntarily attending physics lectures man i saw a fine -ss phypster at uta the other day!