morning selfie
when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster cr-p they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.
stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that “morning selfie” you #stupidb-tch
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