morning textness


refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. the condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
emily: still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
lois: umm…yea i’m up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
emily: bo8th

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