Morning Thrust
when you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.
“hey, where’d you sleep after the party?”
“i woke up in the bas-m-nt with some chick, i dunno who she was but i gave her a healthy dose of the morning thrust!”
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