morning thunder
the first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.
‘the quiet peace of the tent was shattered by brian’s morning thunder’
i highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. often characterised by it’s lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.
ahhh, i feel better for that morning thunder’
1) inordinately great s-x in the morning. as strong and powerful as a bison.
2) a flavor of tea…to be had in the morning after having s-x.
man, i got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, finneus.
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