morning wood
a morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the rem-deep sleep phase. at this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
after sleeping so soundly and having a great night’s rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
your d-cks way of saying “hey, you’ve ignored me for 8 hours, now i’m going to make you p-ss all over your feet”
i got morning wood, and mom didn’t see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.
the main reason that i miss the school bus in the morning.
i was taking a shower and got morning wood so i had to rub one out and missed the school bus
when a man wakes up with an erection
i dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood
when a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down “t” position. characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. also called “morning glory” and “pitching a tent.” ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).
mom: “billy, wake up! time to go to school.”
billy: “g-d, mom, how many times have i told you to knock?!?”
mom: “goodness billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?”
billy: “i didn’t mom. it’s my morning wood. now get out!!!”
an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning
i woke up with a morning wood today.
when you get a narb (no apparent reason b-n-r) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.
– today i woke up with a b-n-r the size of the washington f-cking memorial.
– lol.
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