Morphing
after taking certain narcotic substances, primarily marijuana, one enters a stage in which the surrounding objects seem to move from side to side.
“me and jim smoked a bifta last night, we was f-cking morphing!”
“tell you what dave, this henry is making me morph!”
the act of a male spreading ones -ss cheeks and sticking their softie in the receivers -n-s. the pressure on the p-n-s creates a strong blood flow, giving the giver an erection.
john: “i’m sick of girls, want to try morphing tonight?”
paul: “only if i can receive. we all know your -n-s is too loose to give me an erection.”
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