Morrisey Suprise


when a plastic surgeon -j-c-l-t-s into the hole cut into the breast of a breast augmentation patient. often the implant is then filled with s-m-n rather than more traditional materials.
i could tell dat hoe had a cheap morrisey suprise because even though i f-cked her c-nt she ended up with a pearl necklace and smaller br–sts.

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