Morrisville


a village in upstate new york that consists of one street and a college. people who go there do nothing but drink, do drugs, and jaywalk because hey, its one street. there are outragously more police here then needed, and parties are awesome considering its the only thing to do anyway. there are two bars, and two gas stations. drive up the road 2 mins and your in another village prolly not to different from the one you came from. everyone drinks keystone light like its their job, and eats pizza.
person 1: yo your drinking on a monday??
person 2: dude, its morrisville.
this is a hole in the earth filled with black and want to be black kids. a lot of the kids scooter because they suck at everything else. the girls smell like fish! sometimes you have to duck because of drive by’s. it is usually the cops who are shooting. and watch out for the ambulance they might hit you. never carry money either, you could get mugged easily next to the church and police station. it is also pot and booze friendly. so on that note come on down and hang out. just remember your bullet proof vest!!!
fish, girls, bullet, black, morrisville

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