Morsi
(noun): a long-lasting power outage. a morsi tends to last between 30 minutes and 2 hours, but can last even longer in extreme cases.
the term was coined in reference to current egyptian president mohammad morsi, to whom simple tasks like keeping the power on are equivalent to rocket science.
friend 1: dude, did you watch the lakers’ game last night?
friend 2: ah, i couldn’t, my house suffered a morsi!
friend 1: that sucks!
a long-lasting power outage. a morsi tends to last between 30 minutes and 2 hours, but can last even longer in extreme cases.
the term was coined in reference to current egyptian president mohammad morsi, to whom simple tasks like keeping the power on are equivalent to rocket science.
friend 1: dude, did you watch the lakers’ game last night?
friend 2: ah, i couldn’t, my house suffered a morsi!
friend 1: that sucks!
a complete r-t-rded person made in charge of something by pure coincidence and most likely he is not aware of what he is doing as he receives instructions starting with when to wipe his nose. also referred to as a spare tire
– jeff didn’t make it to the conference yesterday, he must got cold feet
– oh man! he didn’t have to do anything!! wasn’t he supposed to sit there and clap for every word danny says?
– yeah! but no worries, danny found bob on his way to the conference and he gave him jeff’s rule
– h-ll yeah, danny couldn’t find a better morsi
the condition of being a complete tool, making a fool of yourself in front of the whole world to see.
man, you’re such a morsi!
c’mon man, don’t you go morsi on us.
a guy who eats ice-cream in a very disgustin’ way.
oh, no! he’s doing the morsi-thing! ewww!!!
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