Mortal Kombat

mortal kombat is a tournament held once a generation in order to protect the realm of earth from merging with outworld, the reason for the mortal kombat tournament is because the elder g-ds wanted to give the earthrealm warriors a chance to defend their realm. elite fighters from earth, outworld, the netherealm, and the realm of edenia take part in this tournament. the first ever mortal kombat winner was kung lao. today the champion of mortal kombat is liu kang, but he has been recently been killed by the deadly alliance of shang tsung and quan chi. with liu kang dead and the deception of mortal kombat coming soon, led by the dragon king, who will save earth from a full scaled -ssault from the dragon king and his resurected army? stay tuned come deception, october 2004.
goro defeated kung lao in the mortal kombat tournament 11 generations ago to end kung lao’s reign as mortal kombat champion.
a game that makes every hardcore gamer that remebers it from back in 1992 to shed tears of untold joy.a game that every gamer wants it to play until his last breath.the game that has two of this side of the universe at least kick -ss characters. scorpion and sub-zero.and hope to have unlimited sequels.play it now!
shao kahn:finish him…
sub-zero:krrr…kkkk!!!(head rip with spine).
it has begun!
cool characters, fatalities, fake blood who could ask for more?
“finish him/her!”
“you have embarked on a secret mission. you have been chosen to defend the realm of earth in a tournament called mortal kombat. it has begun!”
mortal, meaning can die, and kombat, meaning -well- to fight.
shao kahn, shang stung, goro, kintaro, quan shi, to name a few well know ‘bad guys’ in an epic game that has given birth to a whole new genre of computer gaming! without it i would curl up into a little ball and weep…
example? you want an example??!! you can’s handle and example!!!!
the best fighting game, has sub-zero (my favorite), scorpion, liu kang, goro, shao kahn, and other fighters. recommended!

ha, liberists and feminist failed.
sfii: yeah, i da best game eva.

ups guy: package for arcade store?

ppl: new friggn game!

mortal kombat 1: sup m-f-s.

ppl: omg fatalitys!

sfii: guys? come back!

(and so the sfii arcade was forgotten (or at least, not played), and mk1 is dominating the arcades.)
a series of fighting games where the characters could spill an unbelievable amount of blood without without having any realistic wounds. hmm…. i wonder why….
for those mortal kombat creators, the game is really cool but what’s with the movies, man? you should hire another director or something.
the art of first embarr-ssing, then finishing off the one you’re f-cking, after you first have already -j-c-l-t-d.
only works if done while using the two key phrases: “mortal kombat” and “finish them/him/her”.
“as he was coming he yelled: mortal kombat! at the top of his lungs, and through the wall i could hear his roommates yell back: finish her!”

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