spencer
a great guy who cares about alot, usually very easy to talk to but can be shy; just someone who cares and is very sweet
he was being such a spencer to her last night, it was so cute 🙂
urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man.owner of a large p-n-s. known for drinking abilities and masterful guitar skills. a virtuoso in video games and electronics. known for his friendship making skills and other social oddities.
“dude you’re so cool, you’re such a spencer!”
a really genuine guy. by far the most impressive guy you could meet. his qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. spencer knows how to compose a h-ll of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he’ll do. don’t be surprised if you see him on tv one day. did i mention he’s a s-xy son of a gun. roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. watch out when you’re around spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.
girl: “hey spencer?”
spencer: “what?”
girl: “i love you.”
spencer: “i love you too.”
friend 1: “spencer is the best, he has a larger p-n-s than me, not to mention a super hot gf.”
chuck norris: “spencer, you crazy mothaf-cka. i’ll beat you one day.”
a male posessing bamf-like qualities, also very good looking.
d-mn, you see that spencer? him and bovice just got shot and are still standing!
meaning big d-ck or the s-xiest person ever, gets a ton of p-ssy, f-ck milfs.
“man thats so spencer” “i wish i was spencer”
having the biggest d-ck.
i love to suck a guy with a spencer!
an awesome kid who dominates everyone. described as g-d or the almighty king. extremely good looking and very smart. in great shape, and can beat up anyone. average 6 foot, 180 lbs. someone you do not want to mess with.
“who is the kid that beat chuck norris in a fight?”
-spencer.
“i heard that someone hit a 590 ft. home-run?
-o yea, it was spencer.
“did you hear that spencer swam across the pacific ocean?”
-yea i heard. he also just won the n-bel peace prize.
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