Mortal Kombat X
a game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. a good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.
dad: son, do you want to play mortal kombat x with your daddy?
boy: but dad, that game looks scary… dad?
dad: -burns call of duty ghosts- dad wins, fatality!
boy: -faints-
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