Mortaley


the surname of that awesome, small group of mainly philosophers and teachers. the family resides in mostly canada but there are far-out reachers who tend to travel the world before returning home. if there were any big question in life you can bet that the mortaley’s have already questioned it. this family also very much enjoys drinking and partying.
mortaley 1 :”what is the meaning of life?”

mortaley 2: “stop thinking so much and take a drink already!”

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