Mortlocking It


having no concept of time, or the corollary matter of punctuality, whatsoever.
everyone else was there at 7pm, but i mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.

simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built russian sailors.

the baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.

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