morton end

a vulgar scottish colloquial term for the -n-s.

most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the -n-s.
1. big henry normally takes it right up the morton end.

2. the morton end fair emptied quickly after i ate that funky kebab last night!

3. if i hear one more word of cheek from jason he shall receive this cactus right up the morton end!

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