Morton, IL


a town in central illinois, which is filled with a whole bunch of stuck up people. they believe money is everything, and hate you if you don’t act like them. 85% of the girls are fake chicks, whose head’s are full of air. they are pretty much plastic barbie dolls.

stay away if possible.
let’s not go to morton, il. i don’t want want to see all those wanna be barbies today.

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