morton’s toe


when your second toe is bigger than the first. is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.
i tripped on my morton’s toe over the stair
when your second toe is longer than your big toe.
when i was walking, i tripped because my morton’s toe caught the curb.

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