Morty


the ecruteak gym leader in pokemon, who is uber-hot and looks like a stoner. :3

he trains ghost-type pokemon when he’s not smoking crack like a good boy.

tells people of the legend of the burnt tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.
morty bought more crack from falner today.
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a nickname given to the suburb of mortdale, sydney, australia.
shaun: catch ya down at morty? good side?

ayden: nah bad side! i wanna buy singles at ctc
morty is a jew dog name. it represents the best and most intelligent form of dog.
i wish i had a morty
the embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don’t fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin
dude were you in adie’s car today, morty’s p-ssssssed!
a fat man; who sometimes shows humanity. but most of the time insanity and racism (see mout)
morty is so racist!!!!

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