mos puto



a dumb looking guy who does, says and/or wears things that really make him look f-ggoty.
cory and topanga driving down the road, see a man walking a poodle, on his blue-tooth, in old school short shorts and work boots.
cory: yells, “mos puto!!!”

topanga: laughs her -ss off.

(george lopez does stand up about this…see it, trust me!)

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