Moses Check
a quick check around for any person or persons of a racial minority before making a racist joke.
guy1:”omg i heard an awesome joke, right. 2 black guys walked into a bar and”
guy2:”wait man, moses check first.”
guy1:”oh sh-t yeah, better had.”
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