Nook Wars
an internet forum war that raged in 2007, regarding the (then) upcoming release of nintendo mash-up fighter super smash bros brawl. the argument revolved around the possible inclusion of tom nook, a popular shopkeep from the animal crossing franchise, as a playable fighter.
the “war” centered mostly on the nsider & nsider2 boards, but spread onto other gaming forums.
it is often considered to be the dumbest thing ever to be discussed about on the internet in length.
fanboy 1 : tom nook is the leader of one of nintendo’s biggest franchises. there’s no reason for him to be excluded.
fanboy 2 : tom nook is only a shopkeep, he’s never fought a day in his life!
fanboy 1 : you’re a n-z-!
fanboy 2 : no u
fanboy 3 : these nook wars are f-cking ridiculous.
a message board flame war, that debated the role of tom nook from animal crossing being included in super smash brothers brawl.
usual topics included the fact he was a shopkeep, and the overall popularity of the franchise. in the end, nook did not appear in the game as a playable fighter.
poster 1 : “tom nook can not fight! he’s a shopkeeper!”
poster 2 : “animal crossing is nintendo’s 2nd biggest franchise in j-pan, how could they not include it?”
poster 3 : “d-mn, what a nook war.”
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