moses nosedive

moe’zes noze’dive (n).

1.) a sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) a proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham
1.) i started my vert run with a 720 madonna, then i went straight into the moses nosedive.

2.) her legs parted like the red sea, so i gave her the moses nosedive.

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