Moses Red Sea-Splitter
when you are having s-x with a girl during her period, and, as did moses, you proclaim “let my p-n-s go!” and you part her red sea…
yo keyshawn, hear about jamal “milf man” jackson? he gave that shortie a moses red sea-splitter last night. eat that, maxipads!
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