Mosh Neck


a pain in the neck caused by moshing or headbanging or both.

this term is a synonym for bangover and headbanger whiplash.
dude 1: duuuuuude!!! did you go to the (enter band of choice here) show last night?

dude 2: yaa dude it was moooost bodacious but i got serious mosh neck.

dude 3: bogus dude.

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