Mosh Rules


1. if your shoe falls off, you’re done moshing. at least until the next song.

2. don’t look like a fool and predict a bd.

3. never ever mosh to the sound check.
3a. or the in-between band house music.

4. absolutely no cross-leg two-steps.

5. no two-stepping during a circle pit.

6. no moshing with a drink or a cigarette in your hand.

7. don’t get in the pile up unless you know the words or you’re trying to hit someone.

8. no girls. duh.

thats all i can think of.
got more? leave a comment.
they gotta be foreal.
kid 1: yo dude, you broke mosh rules 1 through 3 you f-ck, gtfo!

kid 2: 🙁

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