Moshava
one of the best summer camps in the world.
-amel: “wow mom, i just went to the best summer camp in the world, called moshava!”
-mom: “really now”
-amel: “yeah, i learned about social justice, zionism, hagshama, socialism, and judaism”
the best camp in the world which helps you have the best life possible.
“moshava is awesome!” akiva said to yoel, justin, and joey after experiencing the best summer ever.
a conservative jewish summer camp. their staff thought it would be a good idea to put their camp in the dictionary for free advertising. exactly what is urban about this? sh-theads.
camp moshava offers free circ-mcisions.
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