small town in tanzania, africa for those of u who dont know where tz is
im from moshi maan
moshi, mashi or mushi is a s-xy looking dude who gets all the b-tches, he also has the biggest attraction to chubby d-cks.
random chub: hey moshi, can you draw me a flying laser v-g-n-?
moshi: sure… you wanna see a picture of my cat first ? :^)
-random chub starts crying-
mother f–king sh-t
yo man! thats so good moshi that you got there!
very,very,very, x infinity losted
moshi mak =p
- Sedge Warbler
the sworn enemy of the ichthyosaurus. “i will eat that blasted mr. sedge warbler!”
yet another surperficial little girl getting every part of her ego from mysp-ce.com. born in daytona beach, florida. most commonly known as kotuh kriminal, the princess of perfection. the scene queen also claims to “p-ss” perfection. she’s the girl everyone hates, but wants to be just like. basically the barbie doll you never had. looks […]
when calling someone a douche bag isn’t quite enough. simon: look at that guy. tom: which one? simon: the baggadouche with the hawaiian shirt on.
2nd generation of part on a car for a standard model i like the kouki tail lights that you have on your 240sx madd jdm yo!!!111 h-lla-tight j-p-town authentic jay-dee-em type-r. yo, those kouki tails are h-lla tight biznatch!!11
a bikini or pair of exercise shorts that go up your b-tt and show your -ss crack. person 1: dude look at that girls -ss! its fiiiineee person 2: yeah but shes wearing a total crackini.