moshjob


the art of receiving oral copulation when situated in a mosh, or a large and unruly crowd of individuals. the moshjob is considered such a rarity due to the subtlelty required to perform such an act.
example 1:

guy 1: how was last night’s justin bieber concert?

guy 2: awesome, i received a moshjob in the mosh.

guy 1: you are so lucky i wish i could be you.

example 2:

girl 1: hey, why are you bleeding so violently from the nose.

girl 2: i was giving a moshjob at the rage against the machine concert 5 minutes ago and i kept getting kneed in the face.

girl 1: that’s terrible i’m glad i’m not you.

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