mosslecropter
a way to describe a person who often wakes up with out of control hair; a way to describe a person who resembles a ‘mad scientist’ figure.
commonly used in south east england to describe a female who has once travelled in a helicopter, or has said crazy hair in the mornings.
often misconceived as another word for mosskat or mosstrooper
“wow, you are definitely looking like a mosslecropter this morning, did ya get a haircut?”
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