terrorist cuddling


the act of sneaking up on someone and jumping on them to cuddle without them expecting it
she spent the entire afternoon silently maneuvering behind him, formulating a battle strategy, only to materialize from behind the couch and leap into cuddle position. it was a move straight from the terrorist cuddling handbook.

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