mostest with the toastest


a phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.
man #1: “i am so hungry!

man #2: “no way! i’m the mostest with the toastest!”

man#1: “hah! by his use of sarcasm, i can tell that in reality, i am hungrier!”

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