Mosue


the event in which a straight man trips over onto a p-n-s, with the p-n-s entering his mouth.
adam: “mate are you okay? you look down.”
john: “not really… last night i totally mosued, it was embarr-ssing.”
adam: “eww that’s sick!”

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