Motel Sunburn
when you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having s-x, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. the reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, b-ttocks, groin and hips.
i went to vegas with a nympho and all i have to show for it is this brutal motel sunburn.
so you went to hawaii for your honeymoon and you don’t even have a tan. but i’ll bet you have a fantastic motel sunburn!
he’s taking that sl-t to jamaica for a week. the only thing he’s coming back with is a scorching case of motel sunburn.
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