moth

forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs!
just imagine a tiny b-tterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren’t pretty lil’ b-tterflies at all… they are ugly yet clever little t-rds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. but you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it’s not so bad…)
i suppose you could say i have a teeny weeny problem with moths, but can you blame me??? moths are pure evil!!!
irish slang for a girl often used instead of ‘bird’
i’m off out with me moth tonight.
a sh-tty b-tterfly…..
“dave,don’t let that sh-tty b-tterfly moth in the house.”
stupid flying thing
stupid moth
scary attacking monster! see b-tterfly
someone cone rescue me from this mosth in my room! it looks like it’s about to attack!
a mentally-challenged b-tterfly.
b: hey look a b-tterfly!
p: no berrit, that’s a moth.
b: oh, that’s why it’s r-t-rded.
p: good job.
-breaks into dance-
a lazy b-st-rd, who is laying down in a vague moth like pose.
raz: “what are u doin?’
mick: ‘just mothing!’