Mother Mary’s Milk
for those who practice safe s-x and for woman who can’t get enough man milk. this is a simple way for your girlfriend to recieve her daily consumption of man medicine without having to pull out early. after blowing your load in the condom, remove said profalactic. get your girlfriend to kneel infront of you if praying to mother mary herself and then empty contents of condom into her mouth like a tube of toothpaste!
after blowing my load in the condom, jane knelt infront of me and begged to have it skirted in her mouth! dirty b-tch!
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