the ponce
attaching six matches to each other, sticking the last one in your d-ck. you then light the first match and try to -j-c-l-t- to hbo p-rn (for extra challenge) before you burn your d-ck.
guy a: what’s with the blood on your pants?
guy b: i tried to pull off the ponce. needless to say, i failed.
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