mother nature


satin, the evil one, aunt flow, or just a sick cruel being who gives us woman cramps and pms and periods so she can watch us suffer for her entertainment and who magically doesnt get a paeriod of her own
girl 1: you know who i hate?

girl 2: who?

girl 1: mother nature we suffer for her entertainment
the by-product of g-d’s creation (gender irrelevant).

cop out for those who deny the existence of g-d, while embracing a equally intangible force (mother nature, nature, etc.) that they can neither explain, nor define it’s source, origin or purpose.
mother nature sure is a beautiful thing.

take any sentence, phrase or literary reference and replace the term ‘mother nature’ with g-d and see if it could be made to make sense using an impartial perspective.
the other thing keeping poor people down, besides “the man”.
person 1: d-mn are your parents ok? i heard about those floods in your hometown.
person 2: yeah they’re fine, as is all our stuff, thank god. only the ghetto part of the city got flooded.
person 1: now mother nature and the man are keeping poor people down. sh-t.
a reference to any natural drug.
let’s enjoy some mother nature.
the ho that supports your life.
your mamma or wife that bakes your food is your mother nature

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