Mother Tucker
(n.) tucker libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as “mother tucker.” he wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large gl-ss left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn’t match the other at all. tucker libowitz is also a high buisness drug dealer by day, and a seedy hollywood agent by night. his careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for sipping wheat gr-ss at a dairen, connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive life sentences. da end, baby!
mother tucker: “i’m tucker libowitz, and i got puffy off in court. but i was hi on krak.”
interviewer: “and the alleged results?”
mother tucker: “i’m still hi on krak.”
interviewer: “but the worst was yet to come.”
a noun used to describe any person who is currently looking after their mother. often used in specific reference to the act of tucking a mother into bed.
tracey: “i’m going to tuck in my mother”
john: “you mothertucker”
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