Mount Bachelor Academy
a co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the ochoco national forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of prineville, oregon. stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its’ students who have been deemed as “youth at risk,” by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by neil diamond and cyndi lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. an oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. the individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry -ss holes or nice and can’t think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or becoming another power-hungry staff.
guy: do you attend mount bachelor academy?
girl: yeah, i go to mba. why?
guy: oh, so were you there for drugs, s-x, or violence?
girl: all three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
a co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the ochoco national forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of prineville, oregon. stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its’ students who have been deemed as “youth at risk,” by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by neil diamond and cyndi lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. an oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. the individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry -ss holes or nice and can’t think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or become another power-hungry staff.
guy: do you attend mount bachelor academy?girl: yeah, i go to mba. why?guy: oh, so were you there for drugs, s-x, or violence?girl: all three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
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