Motherfucker Jones
when someone is stereotyped, but then breaks the mold
businessman: -looking at him like he doesn’t have money because he is black- sir, we are going to have a large upfront cash investment….
motherf-cker jones: -drops sack of cash on table- i’ll take 3
dude 1: yeah, i don’t have the money to pay you
dude 2: i’ll take that watch, then
dude 1: motherf-cker jones!
1 more definition
1) n. when things are not what they seem.
2) when things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherf-cker but he actually isn’t.
origin: in the film horrible bosses with colin farrell and jennifer aniston, motherf-cker jones is the murder consultant.
dude 1: when i was a kid i snuck into my mother’s bedroom.
dude 2: uh-oh!
dude 1: she was laying there, naked.
dude 2: dude.
dude 1: she’d been drinking all night.
dude 2: we get it.
dude 1: and i snuck up behind her.
dude 2: aah!
dude 1: and i slipped my fingers…into her purse.
dude 2: purse. you said purse! motherf-cker jones !
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